Sprayed O

Sprayed O is the 2nd Episode of Odd Squad Season 3. It features Dr.O, Olfan, Ms.O and Oriole.

Script
Ms. O: Oh, hey, Olfan and Oriole.

Agent Olfan: MS.O?!?!?

Agent Oriole: What are you doing here?

Ms.O: I don't know. I wanted to appear at the start of the show.

Agent Oriole: What show? (Looks into camera) Oh, hi. What are you doing here, sir?

Agent Olfan: Do I have anything in my teeth?

Agent Oriole: You always have something in your teeth, Olfan.

Ms. O: Someone wanted our Squad to represent all Squads across North America, so I'm letting these guys film you while you solve cases.

Agent Olfan: Really?! That's SO COOL!

Agent Oriole: Okay, so, bye.

(Oriole drags Olfan, who is still waving madly at the camera, into tube)

Shapeshifter pretending to be Ms.O: I'm not Ms.O, YOU ARE! (Laughs evily, alternate perspective reveals that she has transformed cameraman into another Ms. O)

(At HQ)

Ms.O Agent Olfan, Agent Oriole! IN MY OFFICE NOW.

Both: Yes, Ms.O.

Agent Oriole: Wait, wasn't Ms. O in the park when we were there ten minutes ago?

Agent Olfan: Don't worry about it, Birdie.

Agent Oriole: Never mind. (they have reached Ms. O's office) What's the problem, ma'am?

Ms.O: Nothing. Also look at my new plant! (Gets sprayed) Well, I know it's safe. It's not that other plant.

Agent Oriole: Well, we'll be off, Ms.O.

(Ms.O gets sprayed again)

Ms.O: What is wrong with this thing?

Agent Olfan: Wait a sec. Isn't that the Puffer Plant?

Dr.O: (Appears mysteriously) Correct, it is. The Mist Plant is very dangerous.

Agent Olfan: (screams) Wait, you said I was right. But I said Puffer Plant.

Dr.O: Okay then. YOU'RE WRONG.

Agent Olfan: (sighs) Still NEVER NEVER NEVER wrong.

Agent Oriole: Uhh Olfan, you have this tendency to think with your mouth, so I'll agree with Dr. O.

Agent Olfan: OKAY. BUT IN THE FUTURE I WON'T.

Agent Oriole: (sighs) So, Dr.O, what's so dangerous about the Mist Plant?

Dr.O: EVERYTHING. If this plant sprays Ms.O three times than she will turn into a goat.

(Ms.O gets sprayed again)

Ms.O: Baaaaah....

Agent Olfan: AHHHH!

Dr.O: Well this is baaaad.

Agent Oriole: So, what do we do?

Dr.O: Go got the Straight Shot Bottle.

Agent Olfan: Who, us?! NO. You go get it.

Dr.O: No. I'm a doctor.

Agent Olfan: (with rage) STOP SAYING THAT.

Agent Oriole: Olfan!

Dr.O: He's right, I'll get it.

(In the forest)

Dr.O: OH MY GOSH. THIS PLACE IS FULL OF Mist Plants.

Agent Olfan: (through phone) Call Ms.O's ol' pa'tner.

Dr.O: Who's that.

Agent Olfan: (through phone) O'Donahue....

Dr.O: Got it.

Agent Olfan: NOW GO!

Agent Oriole: Olfan, you are not a Mr. O. Yet.

Agent Olfan: Grrrr.... THAT DOCTOR EXCUSE....

(At O'Donahue's place)

Dr.O: O'Donahue, Ms.O has been turned to a goat.

O'Donahue: WHAAAAA...... I'll HAVE TO HELP!

Dr.O: Good.

(Back in the forest)

O'Donahue: Plant-Removamovamovanator.

Dr.O: Too long. Just call it Plant-take-awayinator.

(At HQ)

Agent Olfan: (Raging about Dr.O) I'm a doctor! OH I'm a doctor! SO WHAT.

Agent Oriole: Olfan, you should go in the freezer for a while. You need to chill a pill and take it.

(Olfan goes in)

Agent Olfan: (Shivering) T..t..Too COLD!

Agent Oriole: You're right, partner. This freezer is as close to absolute zero as it gets. I'll knock the temperature up a few Kelvins.

(She goes to the thermostat)

Agent Oriole: Let's see, the temperature should be zero degrees Fahrenheit. That's about 255 Kelvins. (twirls thermostat) You warmer?

(Olfan, still shivering, nods)

(Back in the forest)

Dr.O: There it is!

O'Donahue: The Straight Shot Bottle.

Dr.O: There are five! Only one is good!

O'Donahue: Look here's a clue. (Reads) Whichever bottle holds 2 Litres and is 17 centimeters long is the good one.

Dr.O: Do I have a ruler?

O'Donahue: How would I know?

Dr.O: It's right here.

(A little later)

O'Donahue: This one! It's 2 Litres and 17 centimeteres!

Dr.O: YES! I'm a doctor.

O'Donahue: So?

Dr.O: Nothing.

(Back at HQ)

Dr.O: We got it.

Agent Olfan: Now what?

Agent Oriole: Spray it at her!

Dr.O: 3 Sprays only.

(Ms.O's office)

Agent Oriole: Okay. Three Sprays (Sprays) 1..2...3. Done.

Ms.O, turned to a horse: Neeeiiggghh!

Agent Oriole: DR.O! Ms.O is now a horse!

Dr.O: How many sprays?

Agent Oriole: Three.

Agent Olfan: Aaaannnd THREE!

Dr.O and Agent Oriole: Seriously Olfan?

(End credits)